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[Mar. 16th, 2008|10:19 pm] |
It would probably save time if I were to stop being surprised every time someone I love leaves.
Turns out I had feelings for him after all. Go figure.
I don't think a night of binge drinking is going to help, for once.
I want to spar with someone who can take what I can dish out. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2008|08:11 pm] |
Back again, just restating what I said before: I'm bored and looking for work, just to have something to do.
I've got extensive training in certain areas of antiques and pest control, I can also do any number of odd jobs, and I'm not too stressed about location either.
Mostly I'm in New Orleans, but I've also got a place in London, and I don't mind traveling.
What can I do for you? |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|11:10 pm] |
The fun is over. That's rather depressing, innit?
This is why I never drink soda, among a great many other health-related reasons. Although I do have to wonder what the Lord would have graced me with if I'd been a woman.
Congratulations, PepsiCo. If I ever once thought about drinking your product, there is no chance of that ever happening in the future. With me, and quite possibly half of the entire population of the planet. Bless your souls. |
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| ENDING TO GENDER SWITCH PLOT!!! IMPORTANT!! |
[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:57 am] |
In conjunction with the press conference I'm about to go live with, I Cole Turner, as head attorney for PepsiCo, am issuing this post to address some of the concerns the world at large is having, as well as confirm and/or deny some of the rumors and speculation that's been spreading about.
The problems you have been encountering in regards to suddenly and without warning changing into the opposite gender is in fact due to tainted beverages produced by PepsiCo worldwide. Over the course of a three day period, the notorious mad scientist Niles P. Camden managed to infiltrate several of the bottling plants in several different countries and corrupted the water supply to the machines that produce all the different beverages with a serum that caused genders to switch within five minutes of consuming it. The effects only lasted most people 24 hours, but continued consumption of the tainted beverage caused longer experiences.
There is no reason to be alarmed. This serum is not dangerous to be consumed, and there are no long lasting effects of it. All beverages worldwide as of now are being recalled, and as long as you don't continue to drink the tainted supply, you will not turn back into the opposite sex. You won't, as has been suggested, stay the wrong gender, no matter how much you drink. Once you stop, you turn back after 24 hours. It doesn't, as has been rumored, affect pregnant women, for some reason. I'm not a scientist, so I can't speculate as to why it doesn't work, but I suspect that it's due to the different hormones women encounter in pregnancy.
Pepsi is issuing a worldwide apology for any embarrassment or confusion the affected persons may have suffered. As a token of their apology, they are offering $10,000 to anyone affected by this crime. Also, please return all products to the stores you bought them from and you will be reimbursed. There is just a small amount of paperwork we're asking you to fill out and sign.
PepsiCo hopes that you will not let this tragedy keep you from enjoying their products in the future. They have developed new security measures that are being put in place as we speak to keep anything like this from ever happening again. Pepsi has been and continues to hopefully be the top rated cola. |
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[Mar. 8th, 2008|12:12 pm] |
Thank you for your hospitality, Marrow and Aramis. I enjoyed hanging out with you both.
However, I'm very glad to be back in my own body.
Very, very glad.
Whoever caused that is going to suffer. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2008|01:21 pm] |
I did not need this. At all.
If anyone needs me, I'm going to be drunk. Very drunk.
Why do I look like him of all people? We don't even look alike! |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|06:27 pm] |
First time I've been cheerful in a while.
( Private )
I need to get more chocolate ice cream. Recommendations? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|04:41 pm] |
Wine, wine, lots of wine.
Though I swear the next tourist asking me a question about wine is going to get a taste of my blade. I don't work here, I just sit and look pretty!
At least I'm not a woman anymore. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:14 am] |
Oh My God...
I'm a guy again...
Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!! |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|10:23 pm] |
Alright, I'll come in for the interview. Tomorrow works fine for me. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|12:17 am] |
( Belle )
( Athos )
( Alex )
So, it's going to be a while before I can take up knitting due to the fact my lamb is not ready to give me sufficient wool...
I think I'm going to pick up an instrument of some sort. There are all these new instruments out there and it seems the cool kids are doing it so why can't an older fellow like me do it too? I just don't know what instrument. The guitar looks rather inviting. |
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[Feb. 29th, 2008|10:52 pm] |
So. . .anybody care to help me cure the craziness?
Because I'd like to not be broken now, please thanks. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|09:53 pm] |
bOreD. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|01:21 pm] |
Okay.
I must have been really wasted.
Sorry I was gone so long, Gilbert. I'm on my way home now.
Jack Daniels is a fickle friend. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|12:35 pm] |
I was told I should adapt to the times. And so I have.
I must admit...it is strange. I look in the mirror and hardly recognise myself. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|09:33 am] |
For once, my brother was useful.
Hey Gilbert, we've got a place in Missouri.
It seems like a pretty nice little house, too. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|09:51 pm] |
If someone could please explain to me what the hell is going on here, I'd appreciate it, thanks.
Not that I'm not used to waiting tables, but I was busy before I ended up, suddenly AND unexpectedly, waiting tables, I'm just glad I have good reflexes or someone would've ended up with a lapful of Rock & Roll French Fries.
I'm also kind of glad my car has one of those talking GPS things or I never would have known how to get home. This is my car and my house isn't it? I've got the keys... |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|02:07 pm] |
So, now everybody's happy.
Wheeee.
I'm still thinking of leaving England. Which place in America's the best? |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|04:58 pm] |
So... I've been here a couple days already and I can just say that this place reminds me of Edge. Kind of. It's really not that bad. But it's not home because Tifa and the kids aren't here. 'least I still got my motorcycle and something to occupy my time with. |
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[Feb. 17th, 2008|12:56 pm] |
Fuck. Ow. Shit.
Son of a bitch. Fuck.
I need a fix. Is that so much to ask?
Ow. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2008|09:19 pm] |
I need someone to spar with. I'm afraid my arm with wither away if I don't pick up sword fighting again.
Mind, I need to find a sword. However I got here...well, I didn't come with my sword. Bloody hell.
( Athos ) |
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[Feb. 15th, 2008|03:12 pm] |
I'm gonna start looking for her. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|04:05 am] |
I always used to look forward to this holiday. Not so much anymore.
I guess the movies do exist, then.
I was kind of hoping that McCarthy guy was delusional.
Anybody want chocolates? There's a good chance they weren't drugged before they were sent to me. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|01:05 am] |
So damn useless.
I hate today. Stupd Valntins day . ..
[[OOC: Jess isn't entirely sober, so any spelling mistakes are intentional xD]] |
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[Feb. 13th, 2008|08:56 am] |
The Nevada Desert can't bury that many bodies. She doesn't listen. |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|10:05 pm] |
Well, that was. . .unnecessary.
If Candra shows up, I'm going to shoot myself. For the record.
Alright, so I owe Gilbert a date, Jonas a movie night, and Captain America an answer to a question.
And I have to find some way to make my brother's assets mine. Should be simple enough.
Guess I'm back to business as usual. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2008|10:15 am] |
I need a place to lay low. And a gun.
If anybody has either of these to spare, it would be great.
Also, I publicly declare war on my brother, Julien Boudreaux for the leadership of the Guild. Not because I give a flying fuck which of us is in charge, but because I want to kill him. Again.
Anyone care to help a girl out? I promise you one of the best sob stories ever. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2008|04:02 pm] |
So...today I grabbed somebody who jumped out of a building that was falling in on itself. It was weird. They were okay--got kind of burned because the building was on fire--but they're in the hospital and okay.
I've never saved anyone before.
Anyway, long story short, I decided I should try and do that sort of thing more often. I know there's alot of craziness going on right now, so if anyone needs help...I'm volunteering, I guess. If there's anything I can do, I want to help. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2008|12:35 pm] |
Hell!!
Damn vultures!
If I find the ass who has been using this mess to try to take over my companies, I will teach them a thing or two about southern hospitality!
( Belladonna ) |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|06:26 pm] |
Good to be back.
Ain't good it happened like this. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|10:53 pm] |
Never felt this alive before.
Going after things that hit back is a rush! |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|01:16 am] |
I don't know what the hell is going on and quite frankly I don't care. All I need to know is that people are getting hurt by the masses and it has a sentient source that should know better. I'm going to head out there and do what I can, but I'm not stupid enough to think I can do it alone. What I need is for any superhumans in NYC that want to try and help comment this ASAP and let me know. I'll give you all a rally point and we can go from there.
If not, I'll be the guy throwing a star-spangled shield around until I get taken down. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2008|08:22 pm] |
Okay, if Fury weren't off with the Squadron Supreme(s, I guess) I'd think this was his idea. Since it's not, though, maybe somebody could kindly tell me who had the brilliant idea of teleporting me into a naked photo shoot.
I need to know who to kick the crap out of. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2008|12:59 am] |
I need spandex and I need it now. I am having a spandex emergency. |
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[Jan. 29th, 2008|09:06 pm] |
Going away for a couple days. Turning the cell phone off. Got work to do.
( Gilbert ) |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|06:32 pm] |
Ow. Ow. Ow.
I am a dumbass.
I hate my life.
Arg. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2008|04:29 pm] |
I should move back to America.
Maybe in the summer? Lets me get my stuff together.
Luckily I took over for a kid who'd retained her American citizenship.
She's even from Georgia. How convenient.
Anyone down around New Orleans? |
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