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[Jul. 22nd, 2011|04:31 pm] |
I don't suppose anyone can tell me what's going on here?
A few moments ago I was ... somewhere else, and if the dates on the newspapers are to be believed, almost fifty years in the past. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2011|12:27 pm] |
Ow! |
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[Jul. 15th, 2011|03:40 pm] |
Holy crap, I got an audition for Cirque Du Soleil. Soon I could terrify people en masse!
I might not be able to blow things up like everyone else in my family, but I'm bendy. I think that has to count for something. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2011|11:13 pm] |
Unless you're part of my family, please stop gossipping about me. I'm really sick of it. I'm also not that fucking interesting.
Hell, even if you are. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2011|10:30 pm] |
All right, where am I, how did I get here, and where in the Void are my pants?!?!!?!?!?!
Sweet Andraste have mercy, I told them this would happen if they let me lead! |
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[Jul. 4th, 2011|10:44 am] |
So, uh, you know that thing where you wake up from a night of heavy drinking to get over being dumped again preemptively celebrate America's Goddamn Birthday and realize that you've somehow managed to travel back in time?
Yeah, I've got that right now. Is there a word for that? |
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[Jun. 30th, 2011|02:27 pm] |
There is now one more fully accredited forensics monkey in the world!
AND HEAVENS, HE IS HAIRY.
Party tomorrow night, everyone's invited, and I mean EVERYONE. Even you, people I've never met or talked to! |
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[Jun. 25th, 2011|05:39 pm] |
Crap, now I need a job. Anybody hiring? I'm good at a lot of things - waitressing, filing, typing, gymnastics, swearing, chewing gum - I'm sure some of this is good for business, right? |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2011|11:15 pm] |
owowowowwow wtf
Edit: Um. Where am I? |
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