'Cause I got t'lookin' around Casa de Deadpool(Shut up, Nate) and I decided that I could use some upgrades.
Strictly freelance kinda work. Me and commitment? We don't get along so well. Long story involving Mexico. I don't wanna talk about Mexico.
So, any takers? C'mon. Problem is, I got this friend that's all Holier-Than-Thou, so, uh, let's keep this at a decent PG-13, like you can see the hottie in a wet t-shirt, but she still has her top on. That kinda PG-13.