Okay, when I say 'not big and poofy' that seems like a pretty clear request, right?
Apparently not.
Seriously. What the hell. Now I know why bridesmaids dresses are ugly. It's so the bride doesn't feel bad about looking like an upside down ice cream cone.
Also, planning a party that doesn't have the word 'LAN' in it is hard. Anybody done this wedding thing before?