But you don't understand! It's been months! God...I've missed you so much.
Okay, long story short. This isn't my fault. Vortex thing...kind of like the rift. We're in an alternate reality. Mom and dad are young. And not married. We have set up a Torchwood here. Uh...there's a female version of dad. There was a male version of mom for a while. Dad has a kid with uncle Owen...don't ask. Kyoko is here too. It's basically insane.