Ladies. My beautiful ladies. My sweet, smart, beautiful ladies.
Us blokes need help. See, there's this bird. Her name's... I don't remember her bloody name... not really important anyway. She's a wereswan. And she's been hanging around Moony and Padfoot. Moony and Padfoot's flat is small with just the two of them. It's a bit crowded with her around.
So we're going to try and find her a home. Maybe a place with a roommate. One who isn't mad, preferably.