Rokk, Garth? Brainy?? Please report! This is Kara. Where are you and why aren't you responding to my tells? Huh. All this looks very primitive. Either I just woke up in an elaborate museum or.. no. No way. I can't be back. But sure looks like it, what with all this ancient technology around me.
Just looked at the paper. 2012?? Okay, clearly not the 30th century. I need to get back. Now. It's very important. Whoever did this, comply immediately and I might go easy on you.