Okay, none of you had better tell the news or anything, but EEEE I'M MARRIED! I've just got to get my name changed officially, but I'm Penelope Vael now, yee! And my wedding was gorgeous and I'm so glad that everyone who could show up did and it was beautiful and now we're going to Saint Bart's for a week and I am going to talk to NOBODY unless they're my husband.
And even then, I'm only talking to him if he's naked. Or if we're in public, getting food or drink. Got to keep up our energy levels.