So since the Orphans' Thanksgiving Dinner was kind of a wash due to all the kidnappings, I'm going to move it over to an Orphans' Chanuramakwanzmas dinner instead.
It'll be at my place in Key West Florida [address] and it'll start midday on the 22nd which is the third night of Chanukah and also the winter solstice, longest night of the year. We'll run all the way through Monday the 26th, which is Boxing Day and the first day of Kwanzaa, or we'll keep going until the food runs out, whichever takes longer. Turkey, ham and desserts will be provided, bring your own alcohol, dishware and a side dish to share.
Bring your family, your friends, random people off the street, the more the merrier, really. No need to RSVP, though you can if you like, I'll probably put up another couple warnings before the big day. You don't have to bring presents, but you can if you like, just bring a good story or two, especially for the first night, though I bet we'll be sharing them the whole time.