I'd be more upset about being here if portkeys weren't so darn convenient. It's really helped me turn on the romantic. ... okay, and the promotion didn't hurt. ... and the new house. ... and less crime. ... okay, it's kind of amazing here.

But Neal? Next time you get a traffic ticket or a - wait, what is this, a noise violation? - make sure it doesn't end up on my desk. I'm not your babysitter, at least not anymore. ... as much.