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Marietta "Princess" Turner (italianpuzzle) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-09-04 00:10:00

Entry tags:

annorah winchester, bela talbot, dean winchester, ezio auditore da firenze, neal caffrey, princess

Sono a casa!

Finally!

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	assassino 2011-09-04 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Principessa, as I live and breathe! Did you simply think you wished for a new body and have one appear? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:18 am UTC (link)
	... Ezio? You got older and more handsome! I would hardly think it possible! No, I simply ... wasn't here for a time, and I was worried about you lot and my fiancé and Bill and Jack and - it wasn't home. It was a bit like stasis, or sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assassino 2011-09-04 05:23 am UTC (link)
	I returned here, just like you ... I was home, though. Mama, Claudia, and Leonardo. Though Leonardo worked for the Borgia, under threat. I am now thirty-eight, an old man. They call me il Mentore now. I have been seeing one of the ladies you think of as a sister, as your box self knows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Was Papa happy? Was he all right? ... il Mentore? Then I shall have to call you the same! You're not old. Papa, he lived to be old. I know, she fancies you. She's feisty, are you sure you can handle her, with your arthritic hands and weak knees? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assassino 2011-09-04 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Such impudence! But no, you may call me Ezio. You are a family friend, after all. I was called il Mentore by Machiavelli. When I was made head of the Order. I would not demand that respect of anyone who is not an Assassin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Can I not respect you anyway? If you ever need me to rub liniment on your aching muscles after you visit Dani, let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	assassino 2011-09-04 06:04 am UTC (link)
	You may respect me, but I would never demand it of you, Principessa. Leonardo would not forgive me my hubris. I somehow imagine Dani would prefer to take on that role herself, as counter-productive as it may appear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Papa loved you. He would not mind whatever you asked of me, because you would not ask anything inappropriate of me. Oh, it's like that already? Good! You two are a wonderful match, you know. You'd be good for her, she's had it terrible with men. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doubleup 2011-09-04 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Princess! We still have your room all made up! Bela's pregnant with the girls! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm coming over now, don't move! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	anniegirl 2011-09-04 05:17 am UTC (link)
	OMG! Princess! You're back! I just had a brainwave. It means I get to feed you everything I've been learning to cook! And you can meet Jae-sun for real, instead of flapping at him. Oh, I'm glad you're around! Mom and Daddy will be so happy too. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:19 am UTC (link)
	I am! Oh, wait, I got a bit of a head rush from everything my boxself is telling me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anniegirl 2011-09-04 05:32 am UTC (link)
	I can probably help, if there's anything you have questions about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh, no, it's okay. Tell me more about Jae-sun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anniegirl 2011-09-04 05:49 am UTC (link)
	He's Korean. He's half angel ... Nephilim, if you've heard of them. He's gorgeous and sweet and kind; he's a librarian, but he's also a singer. He sings in subway stations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:58 am UTC (link)
	I've heard of them. You like him very much! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anniegirl 2011-09-04 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I do, a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Annorah italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 06:09 am UTC (link)
	You should tell him! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ltldropofpoison 2011-09-04 05:21 am UTC (link)
	I'm pleased you're back with us, Princess. Pardon my lack of coming to greet you, but I'm a bit ill. Bloody girls seem to sit on my kidneys. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm on my way home now. I'll stop and get some ginger and make you tea. It helps. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	classicratpack 2011-09-04 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Have you been away from somewhere, signorina? Parlo italiano fluentemente, se ci sono domande. Mi chiamo Neal. Neal Caffrey. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 06:01 am UTC (link)
	E 'un piacere conoscerla, signor Caffrey. Il mio inglese è abbastanza buono, grazie! I was away from here. I was born here... after a fashion. I think you're new, though, I'd remember you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	classicratpack 2011-09-04 06:07 am UTC (link)
	I haven't been here long. And I won't bother you, if your English is good; I just wasn't sure. I got the impression people here can usually speak English, if only because it's sort of the universal language. Your Italian is ... formal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Italian is my first language. I'm afraid mine is not so much formal as it is... antiquated. My name is Marietta Turner, but most people simply call me Princess. I appreciate your concern. You are obviously a gentleman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	classicratpack 2011-09-04 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Antiquated, really? How so? Call me curious. I consider myself a bit of an expert on Italian Renaissance art, mostly portraiture. And it's nice to meet you, Miss Turner. I just wasn't sure how good your English was on looking at your post, so I thought I'd stick my head in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Really? Perhaps you know of my father and a few of his associates, then. How accustomed are you to the oddities of this place, Signor Caffrey? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	classicratpack 2011-09-04 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I am ... I don't know, I've seen some weird stuff. A childhood hero of mine from comic books is alive and well here, and I'm seeing his daughter. I did time in my world for bond forgery, and here I've got a record squeakier than new porcelain. I'm sure there's weirder around the corner for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Bonds? I assume those are some sort of currency? I was made in 1491 in Firenze. I was given a body about three years ago via magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

classicratpack
2011-09-04 06:49 am UTC (link)

... that's a little weirder, yeah.

Um. Bonds - government bonds - they're issued by a national government, in the country's own currency. They're debt investments. Basically, you're loaning money to your country. They got fancy in later years, with paintings, often by great masters, at the head of the bond. It's supposed to identify and authenticate it, in theory.

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	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 06:50 am UTC (link)
	That isn't the part that most people find strange, Signor. So you are an artist, then! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	classicratpack 2011-09-04 06:52 am UTC (link)
	In a manner of speaking, I suppose. And what part do people find strange? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 06:53 am UTC (link)
	There's a few parts people find strange. I will start with the first: I was, until very recently, a puzzle box. I still am, in a manner of speaking - I still inhabit my former self, but I am also in this body now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	classicratpack 2011-09-04 06:55 am UTC (link)
	... Yeah, that's strange. A puzzle box? Not many people even made puzzle boxes. Whomever made you had to be a genius. Real puzzle boxes that actually held secrets are still pretty rare. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 07:00 am UTC (link)
	Papa gave me sentience. He was an alchemist, among many other things. I lived on a ship with pirates for many, many years, until one performed a spell to give me this body. I wish Papa could see me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	classicratpack 2011-09-04 07:02 am UTC (link)
	That's incredibly impressive. Weird for me, but I hope I'm not being rude. Just, like you said, I'm new here. It's hard to wrap my head around. There aren't many alchemists I've ever heard of who would actually have that power or know how to discover it. Was the person you call your father well known? I mean, have you heard of him since you left him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 07:02 am UTC (link)
	You could say that he's known of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	classicratpack 2011-09-04 07:09 am UTC (link)
	That's exciting. I'm really sorry if I'm being nosy, just ... a lot of Renaissance men are my inspirations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Have you seen the frescoes at Sala delle Asse? Papa painted me in the lower left most corner in the main atrium. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Signor Caffrey? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 07:16 am UTC (link)
	... merda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miss Turner classicratpack 2011-09-04 07:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm here. I'm ~~astoun~~ ~~afr~~ speechless, but here. Da Vinci made you. That's ... I feel like I should be bowing before you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Signor Caffrey italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Why? It simply means that my father is brilliant, not myself. Please, don't feel obligated. May I see some of your work sometime? ... wait! You're the one that is seeing my older sister's friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miss Turner classicratpack 2011-09-04 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	BB LeBeau. We've been on some dates. And it's hard to not always see the master when I come into contact with anything he's touched. I'll stop talking. Just, when I paint, his is the palette I learned from. I'm ... yes. I'd like to show you some of my work. It isn't like I hold a candle to his, but I still enjoy painting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Signor Caffrey italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Please, call me Princess. I'm so old, I haven't been a miss in some time! Do you like her? Most painters I've known are as humble as you. We'll see if it's merited. Perhaps you have a reason to be cocky beyond your beauty! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Princess classicratpack 2011-09-04 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'm Neal, then. BB and I have a lot of fun together. She's a great person. And very pretty. The trouble with art and bond forgery is that you can't take credit for your work. I do have a few pieces I can take credit for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Neal italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	You know, in all the centuries I've been alive, men haven't come up with a better way to put 'I enjoy sleeping with her but haven't committed yet'. Perhaps someday. I want to see all of them. I can always help, I have a very good eye for minutia. Papa made me to help chronicle his work. I took all of his notes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Princess classicratpack 2011-09-04 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	I guess it doesn't really work to try and gloss over things to a being who's probably seen everything. We can meet somewhere and I can show you my legit pieces. Just bear with me. You know how painters can be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Neal italianpuzzle 2011-09-04 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	I was on a pirate ship for years. I've seen most things. Prima donnas? Yes. Text me when you're ready. My number is [number]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Princess classicratpack 2011-09-04 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. I will. (Reply to this) (Parent)