Tweak

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Tweak says, "Hiiiiiiidey-ho, everybody!"

Cunning Velociraaptor Wartooth (velociraaptor) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-07-19 19:50:00

Entry tags:

ceevee, emily lightman, teja wartooth (younger)

Hey world! I'm sixteen and there's nothing you can do about it!

(read also: Cee is a liiiiittle tipsy)

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	littlelightman 2011-07-20 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Holy crap, your dad let you do that? Mine yelled at me when I turned sixteen. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-20 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I think it helps that he's not really that much older than me. He also helped me bake a Pangaea cake too, it's got dinosaurs on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-07-20 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, okay, my dad's old and thinks that the older I get, the more guys are going to sneak into my house and get me pregnant every day. Ooh! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-20 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	But he's not worried about the boozinated lesbians? That's sexist! Yeah, I know, right? Never too old for a dinosaur cake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-07-20 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I don't have the heart to tell him I already did that once. Are there little plastic dinosaurs on it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-20 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome. I'm pretty much totally available if you want to do it again, now that I know I'm not like, robbing you of your virtue or anything. Duh, and palm trees, and a volcano. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-07-21 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I think my boyfriend's head would explode. Then again, it's cute when that happens. Does the volcano work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-21 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Ohh, well that's fine then, since I'm pretty sure this is just the cider talking anyway. Typing. Whatever. It does! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-07-21 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I've been there. Oooh! I want some! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-21 01:21 am UTC (link)
	There's still plenty left! I can make birthday cake delivery, where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-07-21 01:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm at my house, [address], and don't worry, I think my dad won't kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-21 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I can be there in ten, gotta find my shoes, and pfffft, I'm a Wartooth and-slash-or a Winchester, I'm used to people trying to kill me. And besides that, most people's parents like me, I don't get it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-07-21 01:27 am UTC (link)
	You're adorable, that's probably it. Als, if you're short, that helps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-21 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh I'm totally pocket-sized! And I've gotta fierce set of bloopy eyes, and I can lipwibble. See you soo~oon! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-22 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Hey! Hey hey! You wanna come out with me? My uncle-guy apparently tends bar now that he's back here again, and he's super-awesome at making sure there's no inappropriate touching or hell, even any appropriate touching! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlelightman 2011-07-22 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Or people sharing oxygen! ... is he friends with my dad? That's toatally a yes, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-22 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Don't think so? He's not a 'friends' kind of guy, usually. But he IS awesome. Yay! I'll come pick you up and we'll head over to ... uh... wherever the hell he is. I should find that out. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sonofahaus 2011-07-22 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Somehow, I feel like it's a dire blow to my ego that you didn't come to ME to get you drunk, Duchess. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-22 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Do I know... DUDE! You got all gawky again! When did this happen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonofahaus 2011-07-22 01:55 am UTC (link)
	About a month ago, the other me is in Hell, I think. YOU'RE NOT BORN YET. STILL. There must be some law against getting not-yet-created people drunk. Oh well, that's the kind of law meant for breaking. Hi! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-22 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that makes sense, I probably didn't notice because I've been busy. I'm a walking paradox! Old enough to drink and not even born yet! HI! We're all fine here, how are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonofahaus 2011-07-22 02:00 am UTC (link)
	You're less than four years younger than me. This is every sort of not cool. Bad Velociraaptor! If you want to, you can ask your girl lady person to come with you to the pub I've been working in. My shift starts in an hour, and I promise you, and basically everyone else watching that nothing will happen to you two on my watch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-22 02:06 am UTC (link)
	And that means mom's like, less than a year younger than you, that's got to be extra-super-freaky. I'll be there! I'll see if Em wants to come too! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-22 02:17 am UTC (link)
	She's coming! Where are we going? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonofahaus 2011-07-22 02:38 am UTC (link)
	[Address], and I'll make sure there's a couple seats at the bar. And what the crap, I am not that uptight, Duchess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2011-07-22 02:41 am UTC (link)
	but nobody's supposed to know that! ^_^ We'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonofahaus 2011-07-22 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Pff. Seeya. (Reply to this) (Parent)