Yeah, we don't seem to come from the same place. There used to be a bright girl here with a website that explained everything. [Link] Link's there, but I don't know much about it being updated or not.
Never dated you where I'm from. Shit, you might have already been married to Clark by the time I met you. Hard to compete with the Man of Steel. (Not that I couldn't, I just didn't feel like it).