Family: I want to bring Gabriel over to meet you all, maybe have a nice dinner as a family. I love him, and I want to spend forever with him, so it's time you all met. When's a good time for everyone?
Bill: I need to be immortal. Helps? I don't want to be a vampire, but I'll do it if there's no other way.
Ugh, it's beginning to be the start of tourist season. GO FIND BEACHES SOMEWHERE ELSE, YOU STUPIDHEADS.