Hah! I'll have you know I'm not at all like my family in that regard. I have no intentions to guilt any of my sisters and the like should they see this, but I have remained faithful to my husband since we were wed, and I don't intend on changing that any time soon. My granddaughter is Artemis, she who holds her chastity in the highest regard, as well as my niece, Hestia. And that's not even mentioning Pallas Athene.
No goats are necessary, either, dear heart. I am quite glad to see your belief in the pantheon continues on, even in this day and age. And no, good sir, it is not if I need anything from you, but if you need anything from me, I would be there in a heartbeat, Monsieur Turner. I'm particularly good should you and the wife need help with children, for some odd reason. :)