A show of hands for those of us who remember who Saint Valentine was.
Yes, I doubt many of you actually raised your hands, much less deserved to.
In any case, I shall be holding a feast in the Roman tradition of honoring the martyred and forgotten men who brought the wisdom taught to them into Rome and outlying countries. By that, I mean I'll be footing the bill at [restaurant] in London, 20:00 UTC. All are welcome to come by, whether they be in need of fraternisation, or simply to watch a gathering of angels empty the kitchens.