...oh, wonderful! Thank you very much, Mister Turner.
What university do you attend? It would be smashing if all of my students had such wonderful partners in their lives to hide things, but either their parents have generally given up, their dorm-mates are into the exact same thing, or they're transfer students who found friends via some system or another and spend all their time getting buzzed and playing. I simply remember the former days of glory where students' excuses were tossing bottles off the Eiffel Tower while drunk, or various endearing things.