Figured I'd apologise if anyone was looking for me. Went to this little place near Oklahoma City to work on my pool hustling. Did better than I thought until I had to break some fuckhead's jaw for squeezing my boob. No, Daddy, he didn't call the cops or whatever, he was too busy crying about getting his ass kicked by a girl.
I'll be home for a while. Need to go ice my fucking hand.