InsaneJournal

My apologies for making this request while you are with your new bride - I happened to see your announcement upon our electronic board. Nonetheless, I am told you are the best, so it is to you I address my plea for aid.

I have heard your name both on our board and from my own personal contacts. I understand you are a man eminently able to provide me with the papers I might require.

If you ask some proof of my good faith, I will give it. I am Italian by birth, but need to re-enter my country with a passport in the name of someone other than a man who allegedly died four hundred years ago. I do not come from this time and while I have certain skills, computers are not among them.

I await your reply, though of course, I shall not expect it immediately; to talk business on a honeymoon would be cruel and unusual.

Yr ob't sv't,
Ezio Auditore da Firenze