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Calliope Sedant is what goes bump in the night. (the_redlady) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-05-28 16:03:00

Entry tags:

ageless bill turner, calliope sedant

Aww, I'm mean. :(

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	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Turn the position over to one of your lesser workers, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 03:58 am UTC (link)
	You know what they say about if you want something done right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Have someone else do it, take the credit if it goes well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:01 am UTC (link)
	I'm guessing this is why you were a first mate, Bill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:02 am UTC (link)
	I would've been a fantastic captain if I wasn't so connected to Jack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:07 am UTC (link)
	That's either a brilliant euphemism or - no, I think it's just exactly that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:09 am UTC (link)
	It could be. I have a feeling I may regret it, but the captain and I are having a bit of a housewarming and all our family and friends are invited. Would you like to come? It's next weekend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:10 am UTC (link)
	That's sweet of you, Bill. And I may actually do so, if only because your family amuses me. I'll even bring you a housewarming gift. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:11 am UTC (link)
	And you promise to behave? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Cross my heart, hope to die. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:13 am UTC (link)
	That only works if you've got one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:15 am UTC (link)
	You're so funny. Yes, I'll behave. It wouldn't do well to kill off your friends, now would it? I do try to get on with the others like ourselves. And for what it's worth, I respect you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:16 am UTC (link)
	And all joking aside, I respect you as well, Calliope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:17 am UTC (link)
	I'll get you a plant or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:18 am UTC (link)
	That sounds perfect. Something that flowers at night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Of course! I don't go out during the day like you and so many other vampires. It doesn't seem natural. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I prefer a nocturnal lifestyle, myself, but so many of our kind can do it naturally, and there really is no other choice but to go out in the sun for certain hobbies of mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:24 am UTC (link)
	I've never been able to go out during the day, and I still don't. I rescheduled work meetings for night, or I telecommute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:25 am UTC (link)
	That's clever of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:29 am UTC (link)
	I do that sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:30 am UTC (link)
	More often than most would give you credit for, I'd think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
	I'm just a woman! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:32 am UTC (link)
	That excuse will never work with me. I've known too many women. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:33 am UTC (link)
	It's always been the one I've hated most from men. "You're just a woman" drives me mad. Because our brains are in our genitals, sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Could have been far worse, though. You could've been around 200 years prior to your birth. Not only are you a woman, but you're a redhead. Double the trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm aware. Why do you think my biological father wanted to be rid of me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Was he truly that superstitious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:38 am UTC (link)
	From what Daddy told me, yes. He gave me my name because he wanted me to be educated before he married me off. I don't think he was truly ill intentioned - he could've just left me at an orphanage or starved me - but he tried to see me wed instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 04:42 am UTC (link)
	I've never envied the female creature, for all the constant bullshit they've been put through in their history. Boys are soldiers, and girls are wives. And so it always has gone. I'm hungry. I think it's time for dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2010-05-29 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Me too. Want to go snag something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2010-05-29 09:36 am UTC (link)
	Certainly. I don't believe we've dined together yet, and I think it's due time we did. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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