More'n a while, luv, last I saw you was what, thirteen, fourteen? At least it's not bloody Kansas, to borrow the local gits' joke, but no. Haven't quite figured out the score, m'self.
Ain't a trap, I know that much- that'd involve someone giving a toss what's goin' on, and ain't seen much of that in a while. There's some site on these things, talkin' bout alternate universes, an' us bein' fictional, an' all. I'm in a comic, if you want a right laugh- son of a mate'a mine's got the set, sure he'd loan 'em to you.
God, Gem, it's been an age. You alright? Know where you are?