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Gemma Masters (scousewitch) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-05-18 22:02:00

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gemma masters, john constantine, natalie kelly

What's all this, then? Did I misfire? Haven't done that in ages.

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	silkcutcasanova 2010-05-19 02:07 am UTC (link)
	... You're havin' a laugh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	scousewitch 2010-05-19 02:09 am UTC (link)
	... Uncle John? Do I look like I'm havin' a bloody laugh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2010-05-19 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Uncle- Gemma? What the Hell- how old are you, anyhow? I. Bloody Hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scousewitch 2010-05-19 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Been a while, I know. I'm twenty-seven, and as for what the Hell, I've no idea myself. What're you doin' here, wherever I am, you old bugger? This really best not be some sort of magical trap someone's trying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

silkcutcasanova
2010-05-19 02:35 am UTC (link)

More'n a while, luv, last I saw you was what, thirteen, fourteen? At least it's not bloody Kansas, to borrow the local gits' joke, but no. Haven't quite figured out the score, m'self.

Ain't a trap, I know that much- that'd involve someone giving a toss what's goin' on, and ain't seen much of that in a while. There's some site on these things, talkin' bout alternate universes, an' us bein' fictional, an' all. I'm in a comic, if you want a right laugh- son of a mate'a mine's got the set, sure he'd loan 'em to you.

God, Gem, it's been an age. You alright? Know where you are?

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	scousewitch 2010-05-19 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Apparently I'm in Scotland somewhere. The hell am I doin' in Scotland? I wasn't even trying a teleportation. I appear to be in workin' order, but Uncle John, you're not makin' sense. Fictional? Comics? ~~You in your right mind? Can never be sure.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

silkcutcasanova
2010-05-19 02:46 am UTC (link)

S'a bloody windstorm, picks folks up and drops 'em in the most asinine places. I ended up in sodding Vegas, okay? 'Least you're still near civilization. And what d'you mean, tryin' a teleportation? Your... you're not still into all that, are you?

I know it's a lot to take in, luv, but it'll all make sense eventually, an' you deserved th' warning. You want I should head to you, then? Or can you get 'round London? I'm on my way there, visitin' a mate.

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	scousewitch 2010-05-19 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Meant what I said. M' usually damn good at it. Yell at me later. Can probably get m'self to London in a couple'a shakes. Or if you'd prefer I not do any of All That, I'll get a train. Wallet came through with me; still have the thirty-five pounds I had last night. Your choice of how much time you want t'waste. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2010-05-19 02:57 am UTC (link)
	...You an' I're having a talk when you get 'round London way, Gemma. Take the train, do a bit'a readin' on what's about. Look up the American's politics, should get a laugh. I'll meet you 'round [address] tomorrow afternoon, aye? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scousewitch 2010-05-19 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Most Americans are good for a laugh. Most gullible tourists on the face of the planet. But fine, I'll take the bloody train; I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oneofmynames 2010-05-19 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Misfire? Teleporting? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	scousewitch 2010-05-19 02:57 am UTC (link)
	And what do you know about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneofmynames 2010-05-19 03:05 am UTC (link)
	That it's not my specialty, but I can do it in a pinch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scousewitch 2010-05-19 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Not many can. Good skill to have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneofmynames 2010-05-19 03:12 am UTC (link)
	That it is. Couldn't manage to get away for that Vortex, but I guess it happens to the best of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scousewitch 2010-05-19 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Must'a caught me right in the midst of a spell; I thought I'd gone wrong. Opened my eyes and was standin' in the middle of some village where people were talkin' with swallowed tongues. Knew right off it was Scotland, at least. Waitin' for the train to London, though; Uncle seems to have problems with me actually teleportin'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneofmynames 2010-05-19 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Good luck convincing him not to worry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scousewitch 2010-05-19 03:24 am UTC (link)
	He means well, him. But I've not seen Uncle John in an age, and been doin' fine with it from then til now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneofmynames 2010-05-19 03:30 am UTC (link)
	I know how that goes! (Reply to this) (Parent)