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Tweak says, "..and touch the sky"

Teague Brennan (poetbrennan) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-02-21 22:03:00

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abby sciuto, adelia van helsing, ares, brendann brennan, teague brennan, will turner

Anybody out there need a spare kid? I've got eight. Well, technically only the two and a half, but the big ones aren't adoptable and I can't give away the Skwigelfs.

Relatedly, who here knows a good place for an alky Californian to go and mingle without the presence of booze?

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	baby_brendann 2010-02-22 06:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm okay with stealth stabbing, but yeah, not so much fighting. I shot a guy in the foot once! Of course! Want him over here so you and Mom can have the house to yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Accidentally, right? There's no such thing as having the house to ourselves, we have strays. I'm good with getting her out of here, though. I have a hotel's main desk programmed into my phone. But he's been wanting to see you for a while now, anyway. Says if you don't get to babysit this time around, he's going to eat Stitch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

baby_brendann
2010-02-22 06:25 am UTC (link)

Cooks are known for their vices. We drink, we smoke, we fight, we fuck. But I draw the line at certain drugs. I need people that can cook, and if you can cook through a hangover or withdrawals, that's fine. But tweakers have no place on a line, and they sure as hell don't need to be my grill chef. So uh. No, on purpose.

... that's sort of an empty threat, Stitch can take care of himself. He just wants me to carbonate grapes for him again.

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	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Damn, son. You need to watch your temper. And you know how I feel about firearms. I think he just misses his brother, is what I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baby_brendann 2010-02-22 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Tweakers plus sushi knives equals bad times, Dad. I shot him in the foot to take him down for a while so we could tie him up and stick him in the walk in. ... and carbonated grapes are awesome. I miss him too, though. Want me to come over now? I don't think he's met Gizmo yet, you can have the house, still. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 06:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm actually at a cafe right now, your mom's got night duty. I told her I was joining the circus for an evening, and Cassie's over at the Skwigelfs', anyway. But I was thinking Wednesday, if you don't have work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baby_brendann 2010-02-22 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Nope, that's inventory night, and I can do that from home. He can help me swear at the meat people! Kidding! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 06:50 am UTC (link)
	He's quite proficient at that all by himself, he doesn't need someone to play devil's advocate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baby_brendann 2010-02-22 06:52 am UTC (link)
	I also don't trust him with my meat orders. I'd end up with none of my offal and just hamburger! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 06:55 am UTC (link)
	And hot dogs and bacon. He's very particular. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baby_brendann 2010-02-22 06:57 am UTC (link)
	That does it, we're having tripe when he's over, and he's going to love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 07:07 am UTC (link)
	You are going to make your mother puke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baby_brendann 2010-02-22 07:11 am UTC (link)
	Tripe comes from exactly one place. I could tell her how many hot dogs come from, unless you buy kosher. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 07:12 am UTC (link)
	We do buy kosher, and she doesn't eat meat much, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baby_brendann 2010-02-22 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Kosher dogs are a thing of beauty. And I know. She's why my veggiehead menu's so darn good, she taught me how to cook for people with special diets. Oh, I could put sweetbreads into mac and cheese. Would go nice with some St. Agur. Hmm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Ew ew ew ew get your fancypants food off my internet conversation, Brendann. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baby_brendann 2010-02-22 07:18 am UTC (link)
	It's meat, pasta and cheese! It's sad we think it's fancypants food. People ate stuff like sweetbreads because all the rich people got the steak. It's the stuff that poor people at. YOU. You bring Mom to the restaurant some night. I'll cook you up a tasting menu, and give her the veggiehead tasting menu. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 07:19 am UTC (link)
	It's brain. Gross. Fine fine, how's Tuesday? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baby_brendann 2010-02-22 07:20 am UTC (link)
	It's calf thymus, and I'll make you like it. Works for me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poetbrennan 2010-02-22 07:23 am UTC (link)
	Gross gross gross. Will do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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