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Pietro 'Bearclaw' Brwna ([info]thebearclaw) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2010-02-09 22:15:00

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Entry tags:adelia van helsing, kk, lilo pelekai, peter brown, sable harris

People of the East Coast:

If you have to think to yourself, "Will this freeze when I do it/throw it/lick it?" The answer is more than likely 'yes'. And while it is both highly amusing, and good practice, for your local ER to try and get the icicles out of your various reproductive tracts... just cut it the hell out, alright?

[Cadence] You got plans this weekend? I'm invited to this... thing, and people keep trying to. Well- let's just say you'd be doing me a favor, if you wouldn't make me suffer through it alone.


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[info]steam_punk
2010-02-10 05:23 am UTC (link)
Dear Dr. PSA:

Please post pictures.

Thank you.

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[info]means_family
2010-02-10 05:38 am UTC (link)
DITTO THIS.

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[info]ex_sable973
2010-02-10 05:52 am UTC (link)
DOUBLE DITTO THIS.

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[info]i_haz_a_raven
2010-02-10 07:36 am UTC (link)
Triple dog dare!

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-10 05:18 pm UTC (link)
And now you just decided to offend my honor. You're on.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-10 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Ladies in this place...

Working on it, I guess.

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[info]ex_sable973
2010-02-10 06:25 pm UTC (link)
I have EMT certification. This is completely professional research.

Really.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 02:46 am UTC (link)
I'm sure.

Check the link [here], then. I included the teaching copy of the charts, even. For educational purposes, of course.

I think my favorite was the one that quoted Cold Hard Bitch in his explanation.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-10 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Seriously? You want to see a guy with popsicle... junk?

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[info]means_family
2010-02-10 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Duh.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 02:46 am UTC (link)
This is why the internet was invented. [Here].

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[info]means_family
2010-02-11 02:51 am UTC (link)
You're my new hero.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 02:58 am UTC (link)
That's me. Dr. Peter Brown, Internist and Internet Role Model.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-10 05:16 pm UTC (link)
See what you started?

I suppose I can try and find pictures, although doctor/patient is supposed to be a little more strict than that. Somehow, I have a feeling I'll be seeing at least a few more drunks, though. They never think much of confidentiality.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-02-10 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Awww, bad KK. I sorry. :D

You can always paste a celebrity's head or something to hide the faces, it works for the tabloids.

And if anyone is actually going to stand up and claim that that is their ass with the lubed icicle in it? We can ask then to pose and prove it.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-10 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Point to the lady, I suppose. I'll just have to figure out how to work the camera on this thing.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-02-10 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Too kind. I guess that's a perk of drunks they won't roam too far.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 02:47 am UTC (link)
I don't think the guy's going to be doing much walking for a while.

[Take a look].

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[info]steam_punk
2010-02-11 02:56 am UTC (link)
Oh that's just- I dunno, priceless or a testament to stupidity, I'm not sure. I can't stop looking, though.

You know, it looks less painful if you tilt your head and squint.

This is prime, mate, I owe you big time.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 03:00 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure the answer you're looking for is 'C', both of the above.

...Yeah. It would, if I didn't know how much near-frostbite sucked. There is no 'less', in that situation.

Hey, just doing my job, educating the masses about health and safety.

I'm Peter, by the way. Dr. Peter Brown.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-02-11 03:10 am UTC (link)
Touche.

It doesn't sound comfortable, much less in the, uh, currently affected areas.

Heh, awesome. I specialize more in the 'You can't use tanning oil in your bio-diesel' lessons.

Pleasure to goad you into breaking your oath, Dr. Brown, I'm KK Titching.

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[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 03:20 am UTC (link)
Bio-diesel? One of those green initiative things?

And that is actually a commonly held misconception; my Oath was to first do no harm. This guy harmed himself. I'm first and foremost trying to stop it from happening again. And I haven't mentioned any names... yet.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-02-11 03:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah, it's hit even here in London. And they aren't that bad, if owners wouldn't balls it up and then bring them to us mechanics with the 'I-dunno-what-happened' expressions.

Nice splitting hairs, there. I vote abject humiliation as a deterrent, but I think stupidity should hurt.

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Pietro
[info]cadencemeyers
2010-02-11 02:01 am UTC (link)
We're talking a dressy kind of thing, yes?

Either way the answer is yes. I'll save you.

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Cadence
[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 02:49 am UTC (link)
Sort of. It's a dinner party, at one of the hotels we own. And, no offense, but the 'married to the mob' chicks they always try to set me up with there just get on my damn nerves. I'd rather have you on my arm than one of the sluts.

You're a life saver. If you need a dress, I'll take you out.

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Pietro
[info]cadencemeyers
2010-02-11 02:55 am UTC (link)
You're offering to take me shopping for a dress?

Have you ever been shopping with a woman, for a dress?

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Cadence
[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 03:01 am UTC (link)
Actually, yes.

Dressing rooms are some of my favorite places.

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Pietro
[info]cadencemeyers
2010-02-11 04:05 am UTC (link)
When you put it that way...

I definitely need to go shopping for a new dress.

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Cadence
[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 04:17 am UTC (link)
Then when should I be picking you up, beautiful?

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Pietro
[info]cadencemeyers
2010-02-11 04:24 am UTC (link)
Now wouldn't be soon enough, hot shot.

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Cadence
[info]thebearclaw
2010-02-11 04:28 am UTC (link)
On my way.

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Pietro
[info]cadencemeyers
2010-02-11 09:52 pm UTC (link)
I'll be waiting. With bells on. And not much else.

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