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God aka Gigi Eriksson [Dogma] (quirkyhumor) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-23 20:03:00

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damien thorn, erik northman, god, jesus, mary, michelle stillman, sadako yamamura, satan

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Oh my Me,...I'm engaged!!! To the sexiest man fucking EVAR. And I have some favors to ask...

LUCY! Would you pleeeeeeeeeeease cater my reception?

Mary! You know I've asked you already to be my bridesmaid, but would you also make your fantastic oatmeal cookies for my favor boxes?

SADAKO! It would be the greatest of honors if you would consider being my bridesmaid as well?

And last but certainly not least at all, Satan...all our lives, we've been involved with each other in one way or another. I know your life isn't what you wish it right now but I am asking you a personal favor, one I hope you won't deny.

Please be my maid of honor.

EDIT TAKE 2:
Okay, so ~~Leif~~Erik and I are getting hitched on February 14th of this year. All our friends and family and ex-lovers are invited! Because a wedding is never any fun unless there's drama! And besides, if we excluded ex-lovers...well, there wouldn't be anybody at the wedding.

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	erikbloodred 2010-01-24 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh look, a colloquialism. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2010-01-24 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh hush Mr. big ass diamond giver! It's your fault I'm all giggly and happy and junk! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	erikbloodred 2010-01-24 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Are you suggesting you don't deserve it, Miss ate a meal just so I could work up the nerve? I told someone once already, and I'll say it again. I have never found, and I will never dare to try and find a woman as perfect as you. The fact you said yes just solidified that, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

quirkyhumor
2010-01-24 04:51 am UTC (link)

Of course I deserve it! I'm gorgeous, I'm hot, I'm a genius, and I'm God. You're damn right I deserve you! And the big ass sexy diamond sure didn't hurt either.

HA. What else was I going to say? Gee Erik, not that I don't love you and junk but why on Earth would I possibly want to marry the sexiest, sweetest, kindest most loving and wonderful man on the planet since I'm mostly human now and I can?

If I could have invented a word more apropos in any language than yes, I'd have used it.

	crossmenow 2010-01-24 04:30 am UTC (link)
	On behalf of the rest of your children: Ow, Ma. But also, congratulations are in order, it looks like? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crossmenow 2010-01-24 04:46 am UTC (link)
	She's just an amazing woman like that, Erik. I'm glad for you, too. And of course I will; 'already pissed enough people off marryin' the Angel and Demon in Westminster. Why not take on the Vatican next, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crossmenow 2010-01-24 05:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm yankin' your chain, Ma. Don't worry about it. Yeah... I know. I- Yeah. Erik asked me to officiate. F'it's alright with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)