I woke up this morning and I said to myself, 'Self, it's time for a change'. After all I'm a married man now.
Dear me, now that I take a good look, this new face is attractive. perhaps not the best choice for a married man, after all.
Ah well. Trying to get a new face is like trying to get 'a pen from a particularly bloody-minded stationary department'. I'm not doing that again, at least not anytime soon.