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Tweak says, "Break the law, disobey gravity"

Alistair (ex_bastardpr179) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-19 19:13:00

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alistair, annorah winchester, dani winchester, inspector meg thatcher, wynne, zevran arainai

I'm not sure where I am, but I'm pretty sure it's not Ferelden.

Does anyone know how to get back to Denerim from here? I don't think the Darkspawn will just wait for me to return from my vacationing in Wherever-This-Place-Is before going back to destroying everything I know and love.

I'm not even sure how I ended up here to begin with.

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	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Don't you ever want to have sex with someone you love? What would happen if you ever fell in love, anyway? Would you continue to philander with anything that moves, or would you find some way to control yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:36 am UTC (link)
	I ask you this respectfully, Alistair, and I will only ask it once. Do not talk about that which you do not understand. Especially when it comes to that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:40 am UTC (link)
	I never claimed to-- Oh, nevermind. It was stupid of me to bring it up to begin with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:42 am UTC (link)
	Yes it was. But it's all right. Now that you are here, you must try pudding. They have it where it comes in these delightfully wasteful little cups that you only use once! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Have you seen the moving pictures? Do you know what makes them move? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Yes! I have no idea what makes them move, but I'm assured there are no magic'd people inside of the television set. I am fond of what they call 'cartoons', they're drawings. Some of them are quite funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:46 am UTC (link)
	Not as funny as Oghren when he's drunk, I'm sure! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:48 am UTC (link)
	At least the cartoons have no discernible odor. A point in their favor, I feel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:49 am UTC (link)
	That's for sure! The other day he fell over drunk. Wouldn't stop yelling out "asschaps" over and over. You could smell the liquor on him from halfway across the camp. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:51 am UTC (link)
	I was always afraid he'd stumble too near the bonfire and kill us all while we slept. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:55 am UTC (link)
	We were definitely an unusual group. Never thought I'd be fighting Darkspawn alongside a Bard or a Dwarf or a Golem, to be honest with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:57 am UTC (link)
	The whole of our group was far greater than the sum of its parts. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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