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Alistair (ex_bastardpr179) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-19 19:13:00

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alistair, annorah winchester, dani winchester, inspector meg thatcher, wynne, zevran arainai

I'm not sure where I am, but I'm pretty sure it's not Ferelden.

Does anyone know how to get back to Denerim from here? I don't think the Darkspawn will just wait for me to return from my vacationing in Wherever-This-Place-Is before going back to destroying everything I know and love.

I'm not even sure how I ended up here to begin with.

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	daniwithani 2009-11-20 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Hello nurse. Um. This place is Earth. Just so you know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	anniegirl 2009-11-20 06:37 am UTC (link)
	~~I'll second that. Daaaaamn.~~ Yes. Earth. You don't sound like you're from here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 06:41 am UTC (link)
	That's because I'm not. I'm from the country of Ferelden, which I'm going to guess is very, very far away from here. I'd ask which road to take to get there, but I've already gotten myself lost once today, and I've heard there's no way to get back, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anniegirl 2009-11-20 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Whatever they put in the water in Ferelden, then. Wow. Um. Yeah, I'm sorry, there's no way that anyone knows of to leave this world. Do you know what city you're in? My sister and I could probably help you. With anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:00 am UTC (link)
	Your sister? Is that the other girl replying to my comments? From what I understand from what I've picked up from the people here, I'm in a place called London. Ever heard of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anniegirl 2009-11-20 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Yes, that's my sister Danielle. My name is Annorah, but everyone calls me Annie. I live in London with my parents and my brother and sister. Dani and I could meet you somewhere and try to get you settled. Happy to help. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:42 am UTC (link)
	Annorah? I knew an Annorah once. Her name was spelled differently, though. Hopefully, you're not anything like her. I humbly accept your offer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anniegirl 2009-11-20 07:49 am UTC (link)
	I can be kind of a bitch, to be honest, but only to people who deserve it. And call me Annie, everyone but my mum does. Try and get to [address] and we'll see if we can't at least find you clothes and a place to sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Alistair. I heard if I get one one of those self-propelling metal carts, I can go anywhere. Are they dangerous? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anniegirl 2009-11-20 07:52 am UTC (link)
	I think you mean a car? An automobile? The things you fill with gas and drive down the road? Um. You need to take a class to learn how to operate one, or yeah, they're pretty dangerous. It'd be like riding a horse without ever seeing it first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:56 am UTC (link)
	The bigger ones. The ones with lots of people inside! Are those safe? Do they just let anyone on? Do I have to board without weapons? Where do I put my weapons if they don't allow them? If I keep my sword sheathed, is that okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anniegirl 2009-11-20 08:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh my goodness, you're cute. The enormous ones are called busses. You have to have a special license to drive those. The ones that just drive around town, anyone can get on if they pay £1. And people aren't allowed to carry swords in public. Some carry guns, but only if they've given the right papers to the government. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	What am I supposed to do then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Just so you know, I'm not a nurse. If you're looking for healing, you should probably speak to Wynne. I might have some bandages around here if you need it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2009-11-20 06:41 am UTC (link)
	It's - well, shit. It's a phrase that means I find you physically attractive. And kind of adorable now that you're all confused-like. Wherever you're from, the Vortex needs to start importing guys from there. Seriously, you're all foxes. Er. Hot. Er. ... appealing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 06:44 am UTC (link)
	You-- You think I'm attractive? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2009-11-20 06:45 am UTC (link)
	What, they don't have mirrors where you're from? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:08 am UTC (link)
	Well-- I-- I don't usually get called attractive. Most of the time, anyway. There was this one time, just once. But it is pretty nice to hear someone say it every once in awhile. Even if it's someone I scarely know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2009-11-20 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Just the once? Well, I'm sure you'll hear it a lot more here. You're in a time period where girls are kind of... well, it seems like we might be more forward than what you're used to. My name's Dani, if you need anything, just ask me or my sister. We were both born here, so this is what we're used to. Mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:13 am UTC (link)
	Alistair. So do you know anything about this wind vortex thing that sucked me up and brought me here? Is it some kind of magic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2009-11-20 07:16 am UTC (link)
	I'd guess it is, but I'm not the magic authority. I just hunt down oogie boogies and bad demons and kill them with the rest of my family. I think it might be a sort of magic, but with God being here and not able to leave, I honestly don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:17 am UTC (link)
	God? You mean the Maker? He's stuck here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daniwithani 2009-11-20 07:21 am UTC (link)
	She is, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:23 am UTC (link)
	Wait, the Maker is a she? How did she get stuck here, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

daniwithani
2009-11-20 07:27 am UTC (link)

Well, it really depends on Her mood, but lately She's been more male of late. Satan too. Which is fine by me, I figure along with omnipotence has to come boredom, you know?

Same way you did, cutie. Don't know why she hasn't left, though. You could ask her sometime if you wanted. She's nice that way. She's dating a really hot Viking right now, which is awesome. Really, the best way to deal with being here is to accept that everything is super weird, run with it, and just sort of try to go with the flow. You've probably got enough to deal with, especially if they didn't have TV and stuff where you're from.

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