Well, it really depends on Her mood, but lately She's been more male of late. Satan too. Which is fine by me, I figure along with omnipotence has to come boredom, you know?
Same way you did, cutie. Don't know why she hasn't left, though. You could ask her sometime if you wanted. She's nice that way. She's dating a really hot Viking right now, which is awesome. Really, the best way to deal with being here is to accept that everything is super weird, run with it, and just sort of try to go with the flow. You've probably got enough to deal with, especially if they didn't have TV and stuff where you're from.