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Tweak says, "HULA GIRLS!"

Oliver Graham (everunexpected) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-03 16:55:00

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henriette stillman, oliver graham

(as a -female- pirate)
Next bloke to call me a hooker gets a sword up his arse. It ain't funny.

...Well, not when I'm sober.

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	not_that_henri 2009-11-03 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	Happened back in my day as well, sad to see things ain't changed a whit. Sometimes a good arse-swording is the only way they'll learn. Anne Bonney, at your service. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	everunexpected 2009-11-03 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Bit of a waste of a good sword, but you've gotta get rid of them somehow. Olivia Graeme, at yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2009-11-03 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Waste of a perfectly good arse too, in most cases. Good hard smack does wonders most of the time, generally because they aren't expecting it. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Olivia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everunexpected 2009-11-03 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Might have to try that out on the next guy. Just to see if it gets the message through. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2009-11-03 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Make it count! Don't just swipe from the wrist, get your whole arm into it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everunexpected 2009-11-03 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Some guy just called me a hooker, so let's give it a go. ...God, he screams like a bloody girl. You'd think I'd shoved it where the sun don't shine instead of just hit 'im with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2009-11-03 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Good girl! Funny how that happens innit? But that's the way they are, most of them are all bluster and no bite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everunexpected 2009-11-03 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Looks like he's gone off crying to his mummy. Some man he is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_that_henri 2009-11-03 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a certain Captain I once knew. Sad to say most of them are like that in the end. (Reply to this) (Parent)