|John Constantine (Hellblazer) (silkcutcasanova) wrote in undertherainbow,|
@ 2009-10-31 01:17:00
|Entry tags:||bela talbot, john constantine, sam winchester|
F'anybody needs me today...
Jus' don't, aye? 364 bloody days a year I deal with this shite. You lot can take your turn once. Nine billion of you, a hair short of a billion of them. S'fair odds, that, isn't it?
Who'm I kiddin'? I'll get the thermite.
[Zee] Oi. You about, yet? Ain't gone this quiet on me since the last birthday. An' I told you, that was a misunderstandin'.
[Mates] S'terribly tacky t'go gettin' y'self offed on All Hallow's- right up there with this vampire dosh what's been out in the media lately. Don't be doin' it, aye? Feedin' stereotypes an' shite. Things get that dire, call me, or the bird what says she's me. Oughta start pulling her weight more, she should, what with my lazy arse cartin' about in her 'ead.
Fair warnin', first zombie I see's gettin' the business end of a new fire bomb I cooked up watchin' bad history channel shite on the telly. Real or no.