[Lady] Word from the priest is your family was distracted by something shiny and wandered off. I do hope you're Care for a drink? He seems to have it in his mind to 'entertain' me. I'm certain you'll want to be present for that.
[Dearest] I realize you may not require food or sunlight as most things do, dearest, but it cannot be sanitary for you to spend so much time in that lair of yours. Do say you'll go for dinner with me, tonight? I'm sorry for sulking. There.