Ah, gaol. Nothin' quite like a couple months of thinkin' 'bout betterin' meself to make th'urge to blow somethin' up all th'stronger, eh?
Anybody lookin' for a bit'a trouble? Certifiableied mystic, magic man, an' all around expert on 'weird shite', lookin' for a gig. Don't do kiddie parties- got a mate with some wicked fishnets I can point y'to, f'you're lookin' for that.
Me desperation is showing, squires. Please, do th'world a favor, an' put ol' John out of his misery.