Why are DMs such dicks about Paladins? I saved a goblin baby, and the DM said that since it was evil aligned and I saved it, I lost Paladinhood. Explain to me how killing a baby is a better act than not killing a baby.
So I've decided that Mark Paladinguy (I'm not great with names) runs off with Goblin Baby Mark Junior and raises him to be super awesome, and fuck those guys.