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Miniver Cheevy (miniver) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-07-17 01:58:00

Entry tags:

lilo pelekai, miniver cheevy

So...

...yeah.

Uh... anyone got... a toaster than needs fixing or like... something?

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	means_family 2009-07-17 06:07 am UTC (link)
	I could break my toaster for you, but Daddy needs it for turning bread into its ultimate delicious form. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Toast is ultimately delicious, that is true. It doesn't have to be a toaster. It could be anything... appliances, televisions, even like, di--wait, I can't say that one to you um. I'm advertising for my future-daughter's friend Judah. He fixes stuff. Doesn't matter even if he knows what it is, he can fix it. It's pretty cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 06:11 am UTC (link)
	UNCLE MINIVER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 06:13 am UTC (link)
	oh goddamn there's another one of you. Okay. All right. Fine. Which one are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Hey, don't swear at children, I'll bite your knees. I'm Lilo Pelekai. You're Daddy's brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 06:17 am UTC (link)
	Sorry. I think. Um... Okay. So do you have a broken blender, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Nope, just one that works. WANT TO MAKE A GROSS SMOOTHIE AND DARE PEOPLE TO DRINK IT? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 06:20 am UTC (link)
	...Yes. Yes I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Come over, then, Daddy'd be happy about it anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 06:37 am UTC (link)
	About us destroying his appliances? I'm going to end up out with the Oxford boys to pay for it, I'll bet, but what the hell, they can be fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 06:41 am UTC (link)
	What, for lovin'? I know you like to kissyface boys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 06:43 am UTC (link)
	...yes. Exactly. Sure. If you do it right, they'll pay you, see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 06:44 am UTC (link)
	You're talking about Grown Up Things. I have to put my hands over my eyes now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 06:46 am UTC (link)
	I was talking about paying for someone to fix a blender... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 06:46 am UTC (link)
	You broke your blender? What did you put in it? Rocks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 06:51 am UTC (link)
	... No. Emeralds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Well, that was pretty expensive. Are you a prince? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

miniver
2009-07-17 06:55 am UTC (link)

I am the prince of a thousand lands, and of none! I have been a King among peasants, and a peasant among kings! I have seen the end of the universe, and I have seen the beginning of another. Once I was the richest man in all worlds. Once I lived in none. I have danced with gods and been sung to sleep by fallen angels. And once, just for a little while, I could almost have claimed to be more than I was, and been telling the truth.

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	means_family 2009-07-17 06:56 am UTC (link)
	And sometimes you sleep on our couch! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Yes. And sometimes that. You see, I really wasn't very good at being any of those things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 06:58 am UTC (link)
	You're good at being fluffy and smelling nice and making me laugh and cuddles and letting me burrow in your hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 07:00 am UTC (link)
	My hair is borrowable? ...do you want to know what I really am? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Buuuuuurrowable. I hide in it! ... are you a werewolf? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 07:06 am UTC (link)
	No, although actually I almost was one of those, too, and I'm not making that one up. What I really am is an ex-factory worker from New York. I used to make cardboard, for food boxes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 07:07 am UTC (link)
	You're a poet! That's more important than other things you do, it comes first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 07:08 am UTC (link)
	What do you know about poetry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 07:10 am UTC (link)
	What you've read to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 07:11 am UTC (link)
	...oh. What... have I read to you? Did you get it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 07:12 am UTC (link)
	A lot. I don't remember all the names. Some made me cry, and some made me happy, but they all made me want to dance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 07:13 am UTC (link)
	You're okay, kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! Do you want me to make you a sandwich? I'm having a peanut butter and banana one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 07:23 am UTC (link)
	Okay, if you want. That'd be really nice. You live at [address] right? Just so I remember how to get there. I'll be over soon if I don't get lost. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Yup! I'll have one waiting for you. Crusts or no crusts? And you have yours cut the long way, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-07-17 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Whatever. I almost never finish stuff anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-07-17 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Okay! (Reply to this) (Parent)