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Tweak says, "allons-y!"

KK [FreakAngels} (steam_punk) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-07-15 10:49:00

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kk, maison roberts

Proof this is a strange world:

After the mayhem of the zombies, you can now get a shot that looks a whole lot a cement mixer with blue razz schnapps called Zombie Brain Juice.

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	steam_punk 2009-07-15 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Lime juice and raspberries, then some Baileys. Not really that bad. I mean, compared to Snakebites or Jackasses. But when your co-patrons shake their head and fail to keep the curdling drink in their mouth... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-15 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh, been there. And mostly it's the color. Nothing edible should be quite that shade of blue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-15 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Luckily, their pockets are easy to navigate. For dry cleaning charges. Not even weirdo or fey food? Damn, there goes a technicolor food fight a la Hook. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-15 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Well I don't know what weirdos eat, but the Fey eat a lot of produce, can't say any of it gets to be that color, there's a few edible flowers that are close, but even still, not something I'd eat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-15 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	But think of the new colors you'll invent when it comes back up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-15 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Not something that's high on my list of things to do, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-15 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Not, really no. I'm not even sure why it's raspberries that have to be blue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-15 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly! That's what I've always wondered, I mean, of all the fruit to arbitrarily make blue, why raspberries? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-15 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Skittles maker#1: Okay strawberries will be pink, cherries will be red, oranges orange, bananas will be yellow OR lemons, but never in the same candy, grapes are purple, and limes green. We've got it covered, we can do the rainbow thing. Skittles maker#2: Uh, what about blue, sir? Skittles maker#1: ....Balls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-15 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Skittles maker #3: Sometimes those are too, but that's not a good flavor for candy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-15 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Goddamit, I just burst out in giggles in a garage full of guys. I'm not living that down for a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-15 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Ouch, sorry about that. And of course, this also doesn't factor in the reason for randomly white fruits-that-are-usually-another-color, this is generally on account of making them 'colder'. 'Arctic cherry' for instance, or 'Glacial Lemonade' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-15 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Naah, is good. One round of beers and I'm back in the black. Yeah fruits that don't exist anywhere near the artic. Brilliant. How about the ones that admit there's isn't a real flavor? Glacier Freeze, Riptide Rush... Alpine Snow should just be water, if they thought about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-15 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	All of those should be, possibly with additional algae flavor, maybe penguin. Hell if I even know. And when they totally make up new words? That's when you know there's nothing even remotely food-flavored in it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-15 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	PSHT. Everyone knows the flavor potential for everything increases with an X, lost vowel or Z involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-15 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Exclamation points and lens flares are also a pretty good indication. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-16 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh oh! And drunk two inches from wide open trap, possibly with tongue hanging out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-16 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Exactly! Usually while doing something sporty, skateboarding for instance. It's pretty obvious these people haven't tried to do anything besides skateboarding while skateboarding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-16 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, you don't over-the-head kick a soccerball, then trot over for a drink. You lie on the ground as wait for your bones to heal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-16 02:02 am UTC (link)
	And you don't drink while doing an over-the-head kick. That'd just be messy. And not even the fun kind of mess either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-16 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Lord, that would be awesome co-ordination... Oh hell no. The fun kind of mess has nothing to do with those drinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-16 02:15 am UTC (link)
	And if it did I'd actually be kind of worried. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-16 02:22 am UTC (link)
	The commercials alone would make me blind myself. And swear it off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-16 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that sounds about right. Just the idea made me twitch, one of those full-body shudder-heave things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-16 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Amen to that. Oh and grab a bottle of something to wash the image away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-16 02:38 am UTC (link)
	I think I know just the thing and just the place. You want to provide a guy some company? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-16 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Hey, sounds good to me. Think you can put up with a guest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-16 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Sure I can, more the merrier as far as I'm concerned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-16 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Then point me in the right direction, and we'll have some fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-16 03:02 am UTC (link)
	The Shakespeare, it's not too far off from where I work [London address] I'll be there in about fifteen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-16 03:07 am UTC (link)
	The Shakes? I've heard of it, I'll close up shop and meet you there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-16 03:09 am UTC (link)
	That's the one. Also heard it called the Pear for no particular reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-07-16 03:24 am UTC (link)
	The Pear? We name things weird. Maybe it'll come to us after x amount of drinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	big_l_librarian 2009-07-16 03:24 am UTC (link)
	This is an experiment I can get behind! See you in a bit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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