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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:24 am] |
By the Charter, that's revolting. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:32 am] |
I'm a bit concerned. I simply touched a man earlier today and he forgot who he was and where he was. I thought it simply a fluke, but then it happened again with a young lady!
What is going on? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:46 am] |
( Private )
If anyone needs me, fuck off. I have things to do. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:54 am] |
[VOICE POST]
What...what is this place? Everything is so odd. This doesn't look anything like the farm. Can somebody please render me some assistance? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:55 am] |
Aunt Che? I don't know how to tell you, but funny thing. I just had a doctor call to congratulate us on our soon-to-be new arrival.
I'm fairly certain that if we've ever done anything like that, I was utterly smashed. So... Er.
Congratulations? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|01:16 am] |
THANK YOU HOUSTON! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!
FUCK YOU EVERYBODY....GOOD NIGHT!!!!! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|05:06 am] |
Despite someone toilet-papering my house and somehow managing to wrap up my toilets, I'm having a good day.
Because I can grant wishes.
By the Starlight, I'm awesome. Knew it'd manifest eventually. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|05:10 am] |
I think that spell backfired.
I'm certain it wasn't meant to turn me invisible. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|05:27 am] |
Tony, what just happened? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|06:27 am] |
Me So Horny.
Me So Hungry.
Anyone care to go out for a... bite? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|06:33 am] |
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!
A FUCKIN' RABBIT!
I'M 'BOUT TO FUCK THIS RABBIT'S BRAINS OUT!
I LIKE THOSE EARS.
SO TIGHT.
SO RIGHT.
SO WHITE.
CAN'T YOU HEAR ME COMIN'?
I'M THE GODDAM JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
MY SUIT SO TIGHT. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|06:42 am] |
Extra, Extra! Read All About It! Alvin & The Chipmunks Are Back! No Doubt About It!
I Found A Way To Get My Old Voice Back Now The Munks Are Comin' At 'Cha With A Whole New Track!
Peace Up, Alvin's Down With A New Hit Just For You All My Munk Fans? Get This Here Sneak Preview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1VVC-J7XX4 |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|08:35 am] |
I'd forgotten how good I was with martial arts. Nothing like throwing a guy through the window to start the day off right.
Whole new job for me, then. Jill would be so proud. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|08:42 am] |
Oh my.
I'm stood on a tightrope between two buildings, perfectly balanced and not about to fall off at all. There are people down there panicking about killer nuns.
This is far too amusing. I love it! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|10:14 am] |
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
You there! I've some questions to ask you! Don't make me use the comfy chair and the fluffy pillows! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|10:23 am] |
Well this is ... inconvenient, if anyone needs me I'll be in my office trying not to stare at anything for too long. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|10:26 am] |
There a reason I'm suddenly making like Superman?
Seriously, dropped the remote under the couch and went to see if I could lift it and picked the whole thing up like it was nothing. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|11:03 am] |
Why does everybody assume I'm gay? Can't a man be a faintly fabulous figure skater without being judged?
Seriously. It gets annoying. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:10 pm] |
WHOA! Hey Ferb! Guess what!
I just made a tornado! Well, that was only after I realized I could vaccum-pack pretty much anything I wanted. But apparently I control air!
HOW COOL IS THAT! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:23 pm] |
Hey sugartits, I was talking to one of my regulars who has powers, right? And his powers went freaky haywire.
Like, off the scale, Omega level freaky. So y'know. Just lettin' you know before I come home. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:30 pm] |
Can somebody please point me in the direction of the playroom? I hate to be a bother, but I'm going to be in SO much trouble if they get back and I'm missing. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|03:55 pm] |
Dad, I found that Daffy Duck tie you lost. Also your spare house key, that gift certificate, and an ABBA CD. I'm not even going to ask.
Oh, also I'm going to save the whales. BBL! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|05:03 pm] |
I didn't want this one. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|05:12 pm] |
Hey, G.A.? You got any special zombie arrows? |
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