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[Aug. 8th, 2008|02:24 am] |
I TOTALLY WOKE UP LAST NIGHT BY CHOKING ON A CIGAR!
THAT IS SUPER GROSS!
IT TASTED LIKE BUTT!
WHY DID SOMEONE PUT A BUTT CIGAR IN MY MOUTH?
IT WAS GROSS!
EW! |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|02:58 am] |
SAM.
SAM.
OTHER ME.
EVERYONE.
The world is a wonderful and magical place, beyond the fact that Sammy's pregnant. I have two frosty crates of pizza beer.
PIZZA.
BEER.
I... I'm gonna cry. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|04:08 am] |
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT?
IT'S NOT EVEN MY KID. For the first time... ever, I can say that without a doubt.
Edit: Hey, Satan. Ummm. Can I ask you a favor? |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|12:56 pm] |
Οι άνθρωποι μπορούν να είναι τόσο χαριτωμένοι μερικές φορές.
((ooc translation: Humans can be so cute sometimes.)) |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|04:06 pm] |
Well fuck me sideways, that was interesting. Yeah. I'm an adult again. Miss me?
Yo, Fred! Get yer ass over here so I can give you a better hug then as a four year old. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|08:53 pm] |
I rather detest having to do things so dramatically. You people need to look past the bloody obvious.
You're the ones who would consider an impressionist's art not but a bunch of daubs of color, and not the beautiful landscapes that they truly are.
Pitiful, miserable, thickheaded men. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|09:55 pm] |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|10:13 pm] |
Owen, where the hell are you? |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|10:40 pm] |
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