Seriously? Everyone just... and you stopped going after me to do mean things? This is so bizarre.
BFF? You and me? Okay... well, frankly, I don't have too many girlfriends here. Actually, none. Sometimes Henry's ex-wives will talk to me. Or this one immortal woman who... I'm going to skip talking about Jade for now.
But yes, Henry's a mega-hot rock star who just gave me a promise ring! Oh, and he's also Henry as in Henry VIII. That's why there's ex-wives.
This is pretty complex. Look, Sharpay, I'm over [here] if you want to come meet me at my place? Or I could go to yours?