I'm kind of glad my family only does the whole Easter thing as an excuse for more chocolate. Supposedly it was always about rebirth and fertility and crap, before you came along, but I'm waaaaaay too young to presume that's true.
That being said, would you like to come over for dinner some time after this whole shit? My cousin says she hasn't met anyone I'm friends with and I thought I'd start with the more surprising people, work my way down to the more mundane ones.