Adikia (colormewrong) wrote in undertherainbow, @ 2009-03-24 14:15:00 |
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I'm on a mission!
I am looking for a male who is willing to go on a blind date. That's right! A blind date! I currently have an Aunt that is a bit of a stick in the mud. She needs some excitement in her life. Excitement! Sex! Sexual Excitement! Something other than just being a hateful bitch all day long.
So here are the qualifications for the job:
You must be attractive, powerful, huge ego, with delusions of superiority. Shit like that. If you've got those? She's bound to LOVE you, or at least give you sex at random intervals.
Also, if you are a King of some sort? That would help.
Apply here.