I'm not being mean, hon... but you're being silly. He's not reading after the baby is born either. And Dr. Spock is on the no-read list, with Dr. Seuss. In fact, all doctors are there.
And he's not coming. Because I'm not inviting him. Because I'm hiding and wont be there.
And because I'm keeping him all to myself just because.
You don't want him reading the sort of stuff I like when I'm there if you want me to be useful.
Which I won't be. Because I'm allergic to wallpaper.
Pregnant people are scary. I'm gonna go hide with Robbie.