I don't know what the hell is going on and quite frankly I don't care. All I need to know is that people are getting hurt by the masses and it has a sentient source that should know better. I'm going to head out there and do what I can, but I'm not stupid enough to think I can do it alone. What I need is for any superhumans in NYC that want to try and help comment this ASAP and let me know. I'll give you all a rally point and we can go from there.
If not, I'll be the guy throwing a star-spangled shield around until I get taken down.