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Lindsey McDonald [Angel the Series] (fleur_delis) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-02-07 17:44:00

Entry tags:

john constantine, lilo pelekai, lindsey mcdonald (vampire), willow rosenberg

[Locked from Veronica] Any voodoo witch doctors in the house? I've a problem I need some help with.

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	means_family 2009-02-07 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on what you need, tiger. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fleur_delis 2009-02-07 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	It's a bit of a delicate matter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duder means_family 2009-02-07 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Well, let me know the gist of it so I can tell you if I can help you out with it or not. I don't really hang out too often with darker loa, so to speak, so if you need to kill someone or whatnot, you might just want to hire someone for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You fleur_delis 2009-02-07 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	No, nothing like that. I need some work done on my hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duder means_family 2009-02-07 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, maybe a little more specific than that. That sounds like the worst pickup line in the history of ever. And I'm Lilo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo fleur_delis 2009-02-07 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Lindsey McDonald. I have an evil hand, and it's starting to act up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lindsey means_family 2009-02-07 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Well, I can sure try. I mean, it sounds fun to at least attempt, and if it doesn't work, I can give you a few names of people that are more down with the evil than me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo fleur_delis 2009-02-07 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Fair enough. Few years ago, I lost my hand to an unfortunate accident. The company I worked for replaced it, with a hand from a havester. It's not the hand's fault it's evil, but it's only getting worse. I'd appreciate any help I can get. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lindsey means_family 2009-02-07 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Man, losing a hand would be balls. At least you have one, though, right? Evil or no, it's better than not having one. Okay, so I'm gonna ask you to give me some nail clippings, little bit of blood from the hand. Whenever you want to give them to me, I can meet up with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo fleur_delis 2009-02-07 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Anytime. Right now isn't soon enough to get this taken care of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lindsey means_family 2009-02-07 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, get your stuff together and I can be over in fifteen. It doesn't matter where I do it, so I'll just keep the blood in the fridge while I do some research and figure out what's what. Any place you want me to meet you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo fleur_delis 2009-02-07 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	[Address], my office. I'll meet you there. I have a fridge, but would it be better to have a fresh sample? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lindsey means_family 2009-02-07 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Fresh would be better, and I'm going to have to cut you. Don't worry, it'll be shallow, and just from your palm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo fleur_delis 2009-02-07 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	I had my hand sliced off by a scythe, I think I can handle a little cut. Truth told, I won't even feel it, on that hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lindsey means_family 2009-02-07 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty good at making it not hurt anyway. But thanks - I'm glad I won't be hurting you. Okay, see you soon! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo fleur_delis 2009-02-07 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be here. And in case I didn't say, thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lindsey means_family 2009-02-07 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thatwasnifty 2009-02-07 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Will a witch do? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fleur_delis 2009-02-07 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'll let you know, if the person I've lined up can't help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatwasnifty 2009-02-07 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Okay! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-02-07 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	An' if the ladies don' get you squared, I'll try my hand at it. Not quite voodoo, m'self, but I get by. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fleur_delis 2009-02-07 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'll definitely keep that in mind. Never hurts to have a backup plan. Lindsey McDonald, pleased to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-02-07 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Ain't often I get the luxury of being a contingency. Just for that, I'll be sure to find you a plan B. Assuming I get to an idea of what I'm lookin' for. John Constantine. Same, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Constantine

fleur_delis
2009-02-07 11:59 pm UTC (link)

In short, I have an evil hand, which I ultimately have no control over. Some years ago, when I was mortal, a vampire would stop at nothing to get a certain relic, which I held in my hand. He threw a well aimed scythe, and relieved me of the hand that held the scroll. The company I worked for harvested a replacement hand, after a time, and keeping to the short version, this hand knows it does not belong to me.

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	McDonald silkcutcasanova 2009-02-08 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Should be an easy enough pseudo-exorcism. Unless you took the hand of an easily pissed demon or summat, in which case, I'll have to do a binding on top of it all. An' I suppose this begs the question- f'you're not mortal now, what does that make you? Not that I particularly care, mind, but to get a scope'f what I'd need. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Constantine fleur_delis 2009-02-08 10:10 am UTC (link)
	No, no demons. Just a kid from the mail room. I am a vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	McDonald silkcutcasanova 2009-02-08 11:17 am UTC (link)
	A kid from the mail room. Who was evil enough to possess his disembodied hand? Nice. 'Thought you poor sods just grew shit back. So long as we keep this from reaching your friends, sure, why not? Done worse in my time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Constantine fleur_delis 2009-02-08 11:25 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Still don't think he was a demon. I wasn't a vampire when it happened. I was still mortal. You ever heard of Wolfram & Hart? Law firm, based in LA. No friends. Girlfriend, but she's not a concern. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	McDonald silkcutcasanova 2009-02-08 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	It's less a matter of what he was, and more of what you are. I take it you're not one of the vampires that live under the King? Bastard isn't too fond of me, and all. And no, I haven't. Tend to avoid the colonies as much as I can, see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Constantine fleur_delis 2009-02-08 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	I make my own rules, I answer to none other. No King, or any such...idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	McDonald silkcutcasanova 2009-02-08 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	I can respect that. Let me know what happens, and I'll look for something to help, in the meantime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Constantine fleur_delis 2009-02-08 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be in touch. (Reply to this) (Parent)