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Tweak says, "GO MEAT"

Marco (imthecuteone) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-31 21:55:00

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cooper jones, hope smith-harkness, marco, tyler harkness

So, Tobias.

Where would you like your mountain retreat?

EDIT: Cooper! How goes the gaming group idea? I have this large bag of dice here aching to be rolled.

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	ex_birdboy908 2009-01-31 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	...This shouldn't surprise me as much as it does, but I have to say, holy crap that's awesome. Oh yeah? Do I want to know, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-31 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	All in the shmoozing, man. As long as you don't criticize him or anything, he's just fine. Well, I met the twins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_birdboy908 2009-01-31 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Kissass. And, seriously? That's- Dude. Park City, UT. I've always wanted to learn to snowboard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-01-31 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	I prefer to think of it as, "Guy who is going to be in the next Tarantino smash hit". And...and oh man I just had an amazing idea! They were very friendly. I can get you a cameo in the movie, dude. You could be snowboarding guy #1. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_birdboy908 2009-01-31 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	I need to stop giving you ideas, I think. Very friendly? Is that right? Depends on the movie. Knowing Tarantino, I'm sure it'd just be an excuse for you to stab me repeatedly with a tire iron or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

imthecuteone
2009-01-31 11:47 pm UTC (link)

No dude no, this is a fantastic idea! Think about it, morphing would, in earlier times, be looked at like shamanic powers, right? I can be a shaman spirit out for revenge against the foolish archaeologists that tampered with my burial site! It's got the over-the-top action and revenge story he usually gets off on, and I can save him a mint on special effects. This is perfect.

What, do you want me to just come out and say it?

You could be a snowboarder that sees me murder one of the archaeologists at a ski resort.

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	ex_birdboy908 2009-01-31 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	That's... wow. I will give you that. And you won't have to deal with the PETA idiots complaining about exploiting animals. Unless you somehow count. No, I think I'm jealous enough as it is. We can just let that one go. I'll have to work on my 'shock and horror' face. Don't think I've broken that out in a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-02-01 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Nah, pretty sure I'm in the clear there. Fine by me. So, mountain retreat? Here, let me help: Last minute shenanigans, Dick Cheney is the new president! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_birdboy908 2009-02-01 12:12 am UTC (link)
	So says you. Be sure to write a letter first, otherwise the crazy woman with the pig's blood is going to show up. Yeah. Considering you-? Yeah. We'll go look around, see what's on the mountain. I would find some way to carpetbomb the entire state of Florida, if that was true. It worked though- good call. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-02-01 12:18 am UTC (link)
	We didn't have any trouble with the Spielberg movie about us. I mean, admittedly, that was back home, but would they really be that different here? Sounds like a plan. Alternatively, some "I just got hit in the balls" faces work as shock and horror, too. I got that advice from Spielberg, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ex_birdboy908
2009-02-01 12:27 am UTC (link)

You never know. People are petitioning for vampire rights, zombie rights, the animal rights guys must look like girl scouts, comparatively. Not that I'm against any of those things, it's just... different.

Just let me know when that check comes in for your screenplay, and we can talk about my cut.

You know, I'm much less inclined to practice those, though. Can't imagine why. And Spielberg would know, wouldn't he?

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	imthecuteone 2009-02-01 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Zombie rights? Seriously? I mean, I can understand the others, but zombie rights? Haha, well, my agent usually gets 10%, and you basically did his job. So I'm thinking 15? 20? Judging by the way Lucas punched him in the cock on the last Indiana Jones movie? Oh hell yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_birdboy908 2009-02-01 12:42 am UTC (link)
	'Zombies and the Generalized Undead Peoples of America'. ZAGUPA. I wish I could make these things up. 20's good. Should hold me over until May, at least. Dude, aliens. Why do you need to go disrespecting Doctor Jones, with aliens? It was almost crass. They both deserved to be hit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

imthecuteone
2009-02-01 12:54 am UTC (link)

See, I'm cool with vampires. Actually, pretty much anything that isn't a mindless flesh/brain eating thing is cool with me.

You kidding me? Do you remember the last Tarantino flick to hit the streets? This is going to hold you over 'til May of 2148.

I asked around after you mentioned it the first time. Apparently, that was a compromise. The original draft, from what I hear, had more aliens. So Spielberg, since this was a collaborative franchise, couldn't just say, "This is fucking stupid, get out of here." He had to offer constructive criticism and just sort of hint that the aliens were a bad idea. The movie that made it to theaters represents the best of what Lucas could do.

It's sad. I think Lucas still has gems hidden in there, but I don't want to deal with him long enough to get at them.

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	ex_birdboy908 2009-02-01 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, man, I agree, I'm just saying. It's bizarre. And the fact that I have any sort of concept of bizarre is worth mentioning. You're assuming I had some intention of 'spending wisely' or something. All I have is ridiculous wants. The best of what he can do? Christ, what is the world coming to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthecuteone 2009-02-01 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Well, sure. I'll give you that one. Then may I recommend a battle robot? It is the Porsche of ridiculous spending. I'm wondering if Lucas is some kind of, like...lich. Y'know, with the age and the crazy. Someone should really look into that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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