David (Animorphs) (traitorousrat) wrote in undertherainbow, @ 2009-01-17 16:02:00 |
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Daily Weird News: Holy $%@! It's a Lion, Get in the Car!
At about 12:20 p.m, Massachusetts Police say a woman went into the First Community Bank and demanded money. Officers say the suspect was armed with a hand gun.
Witnesses say the suspect took an undisclosed amount in cash from the teller, then headed for the bathroom. An explosion was heard, blowing out the wall. The suspect is thought to have escaped through the hole in the wall.
But that's not where it gets weird. Witnesses also say a LION burst through the bathroom door, with the sack of money in its jaws. It fled out the front door, terrifying the employees and customers still inside the bank, but no one was hurt.
A police pursuit turned up no money, no lion and no woman. The woman suspect was last seen wearing a black hooded sweatshirt, and black track pants. She is described as ((ooc: a woman matching Akima's description)). Police say they do have a lead on the woman and are pursuing it. The lion is said to be roughly 550 pounds, last seen wearing tawny fur and a mane.
If anyone has any information on this bizarre woman and trained lion bank-robbing duo, please call Crimestoppers at 1-555-LOCK-U-UP.
((ooc: Clearly, here be an article from a newspaper. David didn't post this. But if your pup happens to be a reader of news they might come across this today.))