See, Teague told me you was a fan of sparkly things and since I were on the internet, I figured you needed a bit of a cherry heyo from another appendage of this large family body.
That and I hear you ain't allowed coffee after sundown, and that's a right bastard thing to do to a vivacious young lass. They tried regulating me own caffeine intake so I showed them, I did.
I made their whole building into penguin mints. Was trying for coffee beans, but caffeinated is caffeinated like.