Time travel is dangerous for your fashion sense. I don't advise it. You start out somewhere thinking leg warmers are the in thing, you turn around and Kohl's is selling plus sized versions and calling them 'snoods'. It could drive any self-respecting blue haired lady crazy.
You can't be too careful in this day and age. You ever think there's some kind of possibly illegal reason Santa's so damned jolly? That red nose doesn't come on loan from Rudolph, if you catch my drift.