[OOC: Voice post, because Meat's drunk as buggery.]
Sooo. My lovely, lovely net-buddies - holy shit, I have a virtual life now, how Ga Ga-tastic - is it normal to get this bloody drunk? On Christmas? Well, it's Boxing Day now, I think.
And-- oi, get off! - my cast-mates are horny buggers. I thought the Bohemians were bad, yeah? But these lot? I swear to the Vibe, my co-star's trying to get in me pants. Not that I'm complaining, she's pretty, as are my other two co-stars.
Come see us - tickets are cheaper on 26th 'cause of our hangovers. We're just as awesome, though.