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Tweak says, "beavers and ducks!"

Candy Quackenbush can walk on water. (toitshour) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-11-12 14:36:00

Entry tags:

cable, candy quackenbush, onyxx, stephen colbert, the joker, tony stark

Who all wants to come to me and Onyxx's wedding? The location will be secret, for obvious reasons. Let me know so I can tell you in private.

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	Candy boots_of_lead 2008-11-12 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously me and my family would love to come. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Mr. Stark toitshour 2008-11-12 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Good. Onyxx really wants you there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Candy thelonggame 2008-11-12 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Domino and I will be there. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Cable toitshour 2008-11-12 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, good! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thelonggame 2008-11-12 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	And congratulations. From both of us. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-11-12 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be skipping it. :P (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-11-12 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	That's fine, I don't need you there! :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-11-12 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Well fine then! I'll hang out at home and...and... ...yeah I got nothin'. Love you, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-11-12 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I thought. Love you too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-11-12 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	You know I'm not so good with my mind. I'm better with my hands. Yeah, I went there. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-11-12 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should come here so you can go there again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-11-12 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I think that's a terrific idea. (Reply to this) (Parent)

truthy_patriot
2008-11-12 10:41 pm UTC (link)

I'll tell you honestly, young lady, there's nothing that quite warms the cockles of my shriveled Republican heart than seeing two people obviously in love tie the knot, completely oblivious to the ignominities of life that will be thrust upon them, like taxes and arguments over who didn't rinse the dishes before they went into the dishwasher, and the inevitable "Does my butt look big in this" question that no man can properly answer without a good long week spent sleeping on the couch.

Well, nothing better, except maybe watching a taxidermist stuff a bear. Take that, bear. You won't be stealing salmon from MY table again, will you? Not so big and growly now, are you, Mr. Bear?

Oh yeah. I'm the boss of this planet, baby.

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	toitshour 2008-11-12 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm too skinny anyway, so if my butt looks big in something, that something is probably just ugly and I shouldn't wear it anyway. And I'll do the dishes, it's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dogchasingcars 2008-11-12 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, these wicked games you play. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-11-12 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not talking to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-11-12 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	That's a bit harsh, don't you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-11-12 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Would you want me talking to strange men if I was your wife? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-11-13 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Why not? I'm not jealous or possessive. As long as they kept their mitts off you, I'd let you talk to whoever you wanted. I wouldn't even give you a bedtime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack toitshour 2008-11-13 12:06 am UTC (link)
	You know full well there's a "keeping the mitts off of" problem with you and Boa. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy dogchasingcars 2008-11-13 12:17 am UTC (link)
	BUT WHAT NO. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack toitshour 2008-11-13 12:18 am UTC (link)
	One more time, only coherent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy dogchasingcars 2008-11-13 12:20 am UTC (link)
	I never laid a hand on her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack toitshour 2008-11-13 12:21 am UTC (link)
	I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy dogchasingcars 2008-11-13 12:25 am UTC (link)
	So why is it an issue? Nothing happened, dollface, and nothing is going to happen. I pine for your sweet voice in my ear... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack toitshour 2008-11-13 12:27 am UTC (link)
	It's an issue because she kissed you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy dogchasingcars 2008-11-13 12:28 am UTC (link)
	And? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack toitshour 2008-11-13 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Think about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy dogchasingcars 2008-11-13 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Her idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack toitshour 2008-11-13 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Still a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy dogchasingcars 2008-11-13 12:35 am UTC (link)
	She's that into me, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack toitshour 2008-11-13 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Oh, shut up. (Reply to this) (Parent)